David McAlary - “Strippers”
Steve Zahn is awesome
“There’s my dad… and there’s me… my dad was dropping me on my head…”
“FUCK THE NATIONAL GUARD!!”
Steve once wore a chicken suit and tried to hitchhike to Roseau where his girlfriend lived. He only got a lift about halfway there and then a buddy had to come pick him up.
When I was in the 6th grade I wrote Steve Zahn a letter telling him how cool and handsome I thought he was.